how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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Surprise! Cliven Bundy, Conservatives' Newest Hero, is a Huge Gigantic Racist

publicshaming:

Have your heard about Cliven Bundy? No? Why he’s only America’s newest patriot! Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, and right wingers of all types are going goo-goo over Mr. Bundy and his Bundy Ranch. Let me give you a little summary.

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Cliven Bundy, like most good white right wingers, is…

Politics.

jimllpaintit:

It’s World Book Night tonight and good friend and thoroughly nice chap Andy Miller has just written a book called The Year of Reading Dangerously. As I owe him one big time I offered to paint whatever he wanted and this is what he came up with…
Dear Jim,

Please could you paint Dan Brown sinking to his knees in despair after being humiliated in a game of crazy golf by Herman Melville, author of ‘Moby-Dick’, much to the appreciation of a crowd of spectators including Jane Austen, T.S. Eliot, William Shakespeare and Michel Houellebecq. 


Thank you,


Andy Miller

You rock, Jim.

jimllpaintit:

It’s World Book Night tonight and good friend and thoroughly nice chap Andy Miller has just written a book called The Year of Reading Dangerously. As I owe him one big time I offered to paint whatever he wanted and this is what he came up with…


Dear Jim,



Please could you paint Dan Brown sinking to his knees in despair after being humiliated in a game of crazy golf by Herman Melville, author of ‘Moby-Dick’, much to the appreciation of a crowd of spectators including Jane Austen, T.S. Eliot, William Shakespeare and Michel Houellebecq. 



Thank you,



Andy Miller

You rock, Jim.

hunny-bearr:

this was honestly the most perfect depiction of anything ever

RIP Firefly

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shuyomondai asked
WHATCHA THINK ABOUT CLOACAS

floeafterdark:

CLOACAS!! ARE GREAT! They’re so flexible. You can do a lot with cloacas. I am for cloacas.

this makes me happy

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

Come on man I’m trying to get this hateful shit off my dash.

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